Lal Masjid - Season 2
I come home, I log on to the internet and check out the new posts at one of the forums I am a regular at only to see a thread dedicated to Lal Masjid again. Those religious fucks are at it again, demanding that the cross dresser who was caught trying to escape last week be let free and then lead the Friday prayers. Where the fuck do these fuckers keep coming from. I would fucking chop off my balls if I know this is what my seed would turn into.
So no, my anger is not just cause of the Lal Masjid take over. The primary reason I feel so pissed off is the suicide blast which occurred during all the mish mash. So another 12 died today, seven of them policemen.
Apparently there is no stopping these bloody fucking religious fucks. The blow themselves up with the key to heaven in the trigger to the bomb. God bless our sweet sweet mullahs. Fuck they are more dangerous then LSD cause I dont know of a single LSD abuser who thought killing himself along with a dozen innocent people would take him to the pearly gates. However, our saintly mullahs have the divine capability to make people so delusional.
I say nuke the bloody fucking faggots. All the idiots who have been arrested today should be used to for chemical weapon testing. Put them in a room and set the room on fire. Fuck turn the madressas into bloody concentration camps like we had back in the days of WWII. Kill a few, dont worry about the collateral damage and set a fucking example for rest of the puuny little retards.
Hail and Kill!
The Science of Things
I went for a swim today after ages. Needless to say, being in the water felt brilliant as always but this is not what this post is about. So the place where I go or well went for swimming has two pools; one for males the other for females – fair enough! Now none of the males are allowed in the female pool area, which is in all practicality pretty obvious and again fair. However, there is a slight problem.
I get into my trunks, take the pre-swim shower and step out of the changing area only to find a woman sitting in a chair next to the pool. Why is she allowed in the male pool area? I see a couple of kids splish splashing in the water and assumed that that woman is a mother. This still doesn’t justify her presence in the male pool area. I mean on one hand she is wearing a burka, covering her body so that us men don’t get to see the treasures with in, on the other hand she is sitting beside a pool which has men prancing around in just their trunks. Mind you, some of these men were also wearing the brief V version of the swimming trunks. Her personal apparel choices aside, this is just not right. Us men should have just as much right to loiter on the benches of the female pool, especially if we have our daughters to take for a swim. Oh! And right now I am completely disregarding the presence of the girl in her late teens, early twenties. With that in perspective, I should be allowed to take my younger female cousins for a swim in the female pool.
The “double standards” just don’t end here. The reception area for both the pools is the same. But since there are different pools and different changing rooms there are different signing up registers. Two registers, two counters (side by side but still two). Quite obviously there should be two queues if there is more than one person to sign in or out, one for the males and the other for the females. But hey what is a woman doing in my line! Not only that she has an entire entourage of kids with her and each one of these little buggers has to be “signed in” as well. So I – the lone male in the reception lounge – wait in the men’s signing out line for five minutes so that the fine lady in front of me could sign herself in, in whichever register she pleases.
Does anyone see the irony here?
Re:So long and thanks for all the funnies
Hmm… Guess the post down there was a bit too premature. Three days down the line and its still not over, the younger brother staying ground and using women and children as human shield. Seems like quite a drama now really, its about time someone puts an end to this.
P.S. The Lal Masjid supporters from “back in the days” are still quiet. The whole thing got pretty boring since there was/is no one supporting them and hence no debate or discussion.
So long and thanks for all the funnies
So the Lal Masjid saga comes to an end. Needless to say it was pretty humorous end to a very tragic story. Maulana Abdul Aziz who wouldn’t show himself on the TV on what I am guessing were religious grounds was caught trying to escape in a burqa (a head to toe covering used by a few Muslim women.) The man who used to call for Jihad, issue fatwas, threatened the government, kidnapped innocent civilians and setup a parallel judiciary of sorts escaping in women’s garb. Utterly hilarious and well to tell you the truth, at the end of the day pretty sad. Not for me, I couldn’t stop laughing but in all totality of things it is sad.
Was having a debate about the righteousness of the Lal Masjid freaks with this guy on a forums last night. Was really looking forward to seeing him around today, thought he would blame it on the government and have different conspiracy theories. Unfortunately he is yet to say a word. Guess he is dejected that his mentors let him down; prancing around in a bloody burka, I swear to god!
More on this later or at least I hope so.
P.S. Just for the heck of it, imagine unveiling a woman and finding a man - with gray beard till his chest - looking at you!
