Stupid fucking people
People are fucking stupid, and they need stupid activities, other stupid people and stupid things to talk about to make their stupid lives seem less pointless than their stupid little brains can comprehend. Where is all this coming from? A show called “Closeted.” First of all, closeted isn’t even a fucking word. What is with all of these new age hippies, who think that they are so damn different spelling connection with a K, using s instead of z when writing things and replacing ks with an x in thanks. Seriously, we have an entire generation who never knew how to spell or pronounce words right to begin with and now they are going down into deeper depths of, hello again, stupidity by following these god damn conventions who someone just as stupid as them came up with.
So yeah, “Closeted.” Which channel is this show being aired on? Dawn News! Way to smoother your already disappointed aesthetics. Dawn is supposed to be sophisticated and what not, with brit English, “am I BBC am I local?” complex going on, and they go ahead and come up with a show titled “Closeted. ” Now what are they doing in this show? They go to different celebrities, put a fucking camera in their closet and show it to the whole damn world.
Stupid fucking people, catering to stupid fucking people, with stupid fucking entertainment concepts. What a way to waste TV time, I think they would have had done a better investment if they would have just handed out the budget of the show to a poor kid sleeping on the sidewalk. Imagine, our lives are so fucking boring and so fucking sad that we need to entertain ourselves by going through someone else’ wardrobe. Hell, I will fucking understand if I was actually there and I could run off with a 501 or an Armani jacket. But its on fucking TV for fucks sake. What possible satisfaction can you possibly receive from it?
Speaking of disappointment, even Dawn News is producing stupid fucking shows, for stupid fucking people so that they (people) can go around running in a ferris wheel of entertainment like a fucking gopher and totally ignore the fact that mother fucking Zardari is the elected President of the country. I mean when the fuck did this happen? Were you aware of it? Of course you weren’t, you were busy with your sad fucking life and watching Simon insult the latest jackass who couldn’t sing but well “Mommy thought I could.”
But why blame the President right, this is democracy, this is about making someone from among us part of the government. Well you have democracy, you voted for him and now you have Mr 10% taking his cut again. A stupid fucking President, chosen by a bunch of stupid fucking people.
We live in a world full of stupid people, who socialize with other stupid people, who get married to other stupid people and then have stupid fucking kids. Since they are stupid, they don’t use condoms and eventually they reproduce like bunnies. They procreate among themselves and spread STD, and yes I am calling the byproduct of their fornication, that is, the new generation of stupid fucking kids being popped out, STDs. This is stupidity spread through unsafe sex. 50 years from now, these stupid people with all their procreation would take over the world. Though, one might argue that that has already happened.
But I don’t mean to burden your stupid little brain with the realities of life nor do I mean to attack your intellectual short comings in anyway, oh no, wait a minute, you are too fucking stupid to either take offence or be burdened by the truth. For you, this was just another form of entertainment like Survivor, eating roaches for a better tomorrow. It’s not your fault, nature intended you to be stupid. God really doesn’t agree to the fact that we are all equal. But that is another conspiracy for another day.
Bitches and Assholes
Some time back I saw a book titled “Why men marry bitches?” It was just a passing glance, didn’t really get to read anything about the book. However, the first reaction it had in my head was, “We marry bitches? I don’t think I would.” Before reaching this judgment though we need to decide the criteria for labeling someone a bitch. Is she the woman who would bite you in the ass first chance she gets, the one who would poison you with venom on her lips just because she thinks that is a good way to betray you and who still comes out alive to watch you die? If that’s the bitch we are talking about, she doesn’t need to get married. Unless of course you are a power house.
Then there is the bitch because she puts out, is easy, is the bimbo with fake breasts and all she really knows is to moan in bed. A bitch, yes. But would you marry her? I mean okay a backseat fuck, totally understandable but that is where in ends no? Well, at least that is where it should end. Definitely not one you would take to the altar.
Which brings us to the third type, now this ones a bitch because she can do things we can not. She is powerful on her own, she’s in control, she’s is assertive, she actually has more wits than you, hell she is even dominant. She is a bitch because you are fucking scared of her. “This woman might be sitting on my seat of I don’t do something about it.” So you have to call her a bitch, not because its her fault but because she is so good at whatever she does you can not accept it at all. Let’s just call it a self defense mechanism, a very bad one but nothing else to blame this one on. Men in general are scared of powerful women, because hell we lose control and losing that makes us think we have lost everything. Maybe that is why most men prefer stick shift over automatic transmission; control.
Now coming back to the question which started this all, “Why men marry bitches?” As far as I see it, irrespective of the category of bitch that book is talking about, we do not marry bitches. One is out to get us, the second is a slut, the third hell she scares us.
So yeah, another question now. And this ones from us men, “Why do women like assholes?” Just like there was a reaction of, “we don’t” in my head when I read the marriage question I am sure a lot of women would have the same response right now. But hey, fact’s a fact, every prick, douche bag, jerk off, dick wad etcetera etcetera would have a hell of a woman (or in some cases, a handful) all over him. No I don’t have reasons for my observations. I am not going to write a book about it but had to be asked.
Here is a perspective though, maybe when the book talks of bitches and I talk of assholes the label is not being put on by the opposite sex. Maybe, women who see other women with lets say a catch, in jealousy end up labeling that woman a bitch. “Can’t take away what she’s got, lets slander her.” In which case the categories of bitches I just listed up there stand void, because that is a man’s perspective, not a woman’s. Similarly, when us men see a bloke with a hot one we call him an asshole because he’s got what we haven’t. Way to burn my earlier observation, but just because I am presenting this argument, doesn’t mean I agree with it.
I leave it to you folks to add perspective to this one.
