Stupid fucking people

September 14, 2008 at 6:03 pm (Abstract, Current Affairs, Drunk, Life, Random, Society)

People are fucking stupid, and they need stupid activities, other stupid people and stupid things to talk about to make their stupid lives seem less pointless than their stupid little brains can comprehend. Where is all this coming from? A show called “Closeted.” First of all, closeted isn’t even a fucking word. What is with all of these new age hippies, who think that they are so damn different spelling connection with a K, using s instead of z when writing things and replacing ks with an x in thanks. Seriously, we have an entire generation who never knew how to spell or pronounce words right to begin with and now they are going down into deeper depths of, hello again, stupidity by following these god damn conventions who someone just as stupid as them came up with.

So yeah, “Closeted.” Which channel is this show being aired on? Dawn News! Way to smoother your already disappointed aesthetics. Dawn is supposed to be sophisticated and what not, with brit English, “am I BBC am I local?” complex going on, and they go ahead and come up with a show titled “Closeted. ” Now what are they doing in this show? They go to different celebrities, put a fucking camera in their closet and show it to the whole damn world.

Stupid fucking people, catering to stupid fucking people, with stupid fucking entertainment concepts. What a way to waste TV time, I think they would have had done a better investment if they would have just handed out the budget of the show to a poor kid sleeping on the sidewalk. Imagine, our lives are so fucking boring and so fucking sad that we need to entertain ourselves by going through someone else’ wardrobe. Hell, I will fucking understand if I was actually there and I could run off with a 501 or an Armani jacket. But its on fucking TV for fucks sake. What possible satisfaction can you possibly receive from it?

Speaking of disappointment, even Dawn News is producing stupid fucking shows, for stupid fucking people so that they (people) can go around running in a ferris wheel of entertainment like a fucking gopher and totally ignore the fact that mother fucking Zardari is the elected President of the country. I mean when the fuck did this happen? Were you aware of it? Of course you weren’t, you were busy with your sad fucking life and watching Simon insult the latest jackass who couldn’t sing but well “Mommy thought I could.”

But why blame the President right, this is democracy, this is about making someone from among us part of the government. Well you have democracy, you voted for him and now you have Mr 10% taking his cut again. A stupid fucking President, chosen by a bunch of stupid fucking people.

We live in a world full of stupid people, who socialize with other stupid people, who get married to other stupid people and then have stupid fucking kids. Since they are stupid, they don’t use condoms and eventually they reproduce like bunnies. They procreate among themselves and spread STD, and yes I am calling the byproduct of their fornication, that is, the new generation of stupid fucking kids being popped out, STDs. This is stupidity spread through unsafe sex. 50 years from now, these stupid people with all their procreation would take over the world. Though, one might argue that that has already happened.

But I don’t mean to burden your stupid little brain with the realities of life nor do I mean to attack your intellectual short comings in anyway, oh no, wait a minute, you are too fucking stupid to either take offence or be burdened by the truth. For you, this was just another form of entertainment like Survivor, eating roaches for a better tomorrow. It’s not your fault, nature intended you to be stupid. God really doesn’t agree to the fact that we are all equal. But that is another conspiracy for another day.

18 Comments

  1. Stupid fucking people | Tea Break said,

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  2. S said,

    taimoor…ghussa thuko! its just a show.. :P

  3. Minni said,

    Lol, someone’s parents forgot to teach antiquates.

  4. mobzilla said,

    you dont know antiquates taimoor? how could you!?

    well i totally agree with this post. tv is a waste of time. for everyone. thats why u shud just watch wat u like and not surf around otherwise u come across such stupid stuff. i would like to add whole tv channels dedicated to cooking! i mean wtf! if i want to watch food being cooked id just go to my damn kitchen!
    anyway.thanX

  5. Adnan said,

    lol. very true. but i dont watch tv so i dont know about this show called “Closeted”. but i DO know about Brazzers and they produce the BEST porn! its way better than watching tv trust me. oh yeah. and as for that “x” in thanks.. well those burgers are trying to copy the X group.

  6. عمار - aMmAr said,

    Do you know something timmy boy, people on the tele especially at dawn news do not represent us. So who gives a shit wat they whine about on the tele. Thats why some genius came up with the most important invention on the planet; the remote control :P so that u can alwaz have the option to surf or switch the machine off. Problem Solved.

    And if those stupid people in the past would have opted for condoms most of us today would have been the part of waste.

  7. wrathchild said,

    The TV show was just a catalyst. Stupid fucking people exist anyway and everything around us is designed to keep the stupid fucking people distracted while “they” sell the world.

    @Ammar
    That is exactly the point about using a condom. Stupid people who fuck without condoms have more kids than non-stupid people who have some sort of a family man. Down the road it means that the idiots will outnumber the non-idiots in such huge amount that all that would remain would be idiots. However, like I said before, one may argue that this has already happened.

  8. Adnan said,

    with a condom you dont get the “feeling” and most ppl dont pull out just in time. hell most ppl dont even wanna pull out when they are in the “zone” :-P

  9. sammy wiseguy said,

    well …. i agree with 2 things…. yes this world does have in existence a lot of stupid fucking idiotic people. but hey …. that’s their choice.

    second … i agree with mob… .Download what you want to watch….. fucking get rid of the commercials ….. hang the GEO by the nails ….. (i just wanted to add the last bit because of their STUPID STUPID SHOWING THE SAME COMMERCIAL 100 FUCKING TIMES DURING ONE SHOW …. ) …. and live happy.

    as for the show name … ‘Closeted’ is actually a word……

  10. wrathchild said,

  11. Taha said,

    Err. “Timmy”, firstly there are other activities in this world as well to take out your ’stupid’ anger than being stupid enough to take it out on a “blog post”. Just an example, if someone (hopefully not) screws around with your girlfriend, would you tell him, “Hey you ’stupid’ idiot, read my blog post about it!! I’m really angry!!” – or would you rather DO something about it?

    I think it was more about you feeling the hunger during your fast. These stupid programs have been airing for the past 6-7 years, it is quite surprising that you now noticed the stupidity of it all. Most people have moved on to ignore these kinda programs, and only watch if it is worth it.

    Secondly, when you say stupid fucking people, with their stupid entertainment, stupid et al., do you realize that you yourself are ALSO a part of this stupid fucken cycle? Or are you not?

    Thirdly, “closeted” is actually a word. Please expand your search before posting a whole blog-post about a word. What would you do if you were “closeted” in a room with a hot chick?

    Lastly, no offense intended. I guess I have the same ’stupid’ right as you to post my opinions on posts that are derived from stupidity itself.

    Cheers.

  12. wrathchild said,

    @Taha
    Seems it has hit you where it hurts. Glad to be of service.

  13. Taha said,

    Likewise, dude.

  14. ayaz said,

    Hey, love. Let’s bang tonight, on that count.

  15. mobzilla said,

    yea taimoor i totally agree with one of the “stupid” people in this cycle…instead of writing about stuff that you dont like do something about it. go burn down the Dawn News building! that should teach them not to air “stupid” programmes!
    but what im thinking now is what is worse..saying that a blog post is pointless or actually reading it whole and commenting (a long ass one too btw) about it?

  16. Jeri Sparkles said,

    well. personally i like tv. but i mostly just leave it on ifc all day.

    i also like macaroni and cheese…im making some right now in fact….

  17. Jiya said,

    Well, I am only posting regarding to the word “Closeted”. I can understand your objection to the fact that words like “lol, thanx, or Kismat effin Konnection” being carried over into mainstream vocabulary do nothing for the already mind-numbingly idiotic lexicon of the general population, but do cut them some slack for words like “closeted”. Otherwise, the English language would be reduced to it’s initial few thousand words.
    That, people, is how our lexis is expanded and refined over the years: by the addition of new words.

  18. Jiya said,

    regarding the word*

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